How To Get Away With Murder Sentence Meme

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“He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
“Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”
“I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
“I don’t do boyfriends.”
“I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”
“I know you were screwing her.”
“I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
“I’m done with your crazy.”
“I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
“I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”
“I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”
“Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
“Isn’t your ass tired?”
“Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”
“Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”
“So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”
“Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
“That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”
“The only one with boy problems is you.”
“Wait, you`re gay?”
“We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
“We’re young, red-blooded american males.”
“Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”
“You two need a room?”
“You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”
“See, sexting pays off.”

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